Security Officer: Eexcuse me miss, can I help?
Alice: No, thank you officer. I’m just checking on an old friend of mine.

Constantine // Kahlan Amnell for a Crack Ship Meme suggested by quaintcarnography

Constantine: Why does it always have to end like this? You, me, Hell..
Kahlan: You tell me John. I’m not the one who keeps coming back.

Chloe // Peter Bishop for a Crack Ship Meme suggested by llenka & faerna

Chloe: What do you mean, you have to go? Go where?..