Comedy Woman #76

(Source: mangocianamarch)

(Source: curioandknickknacks)

just-keep-swimmingswimming:

With what? A spell?

I can’t help it, I love the sound of bones crunching.

Are you kidding? You can’t surprise that woman.

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)

Friends - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth’s Dad (s06e21)

True Blood 4.3 - Once Upon a Time 1.4

Spike: I don’t understand. This sort of thing’s never happened to me before.
Willow: Maybe you were nervous.
Spike: I felt all right when I started. Let’s try again.
(He tries, but he can’t do it.)
Spike: Damn it!
Willow: Maybe you’re trying too hard. Doesn’t this happen to every vampire?
Spike: Not to me, it doesn’t!
Willow: It’s me, isn’t it?
Spike: What are you talking about?
Willow: Well, you came looking for Buffy, then settled. You didn’t want to bite me, I just happened to be around.
Spike: Piffle.
Willow: I know I’m not the kind of girl vamps like to sink their teeth into. It’s always like, ‘Oh, you’re like a sister to me,’ or, ‘Oh, you’re such a good friend.’
Spike: Don’t be ridiculous. I’d bite you in a heartbeat.
Willow: Really?
Spike: Thought about it.
Willow: When?
Spike: Remember last year? You had on that fuzzy pink number with the lilac underneath. (Gives her a sexy look.)
Willow: I never would have guessed. You played the bloodlust kinda cool.
Spike: Mmmm. I hate being obvious. Being all fangy and ‘Rrrr.’ Takes the mystery out.
Willow: But if you could…
Spike: If I could, yeah.
Willow: You know, this doesn’t make you any less terrifying.
Spike: Don’t patronize me! (Paces around the room.) I’m only a hundred and twenty-six!
Willow: You’re being too hard on yourself. Why don’t we wait a half an hour and try again?
(Makes a funny face.) Or… (Grabs a lamp and whacks him.)

BtVS - The Initiative (s04e07)

Let it go kitty, what’s the point!?