EVERYONE HAS TO WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE.
KRISTEN: So the day of my birthday we’re sitting in the living room and we hear a knock at the door, and he [Dax] says, “Your present’s here, why don’t you go grab the dogs and go in the back room.” And I had no context for knowing what it was. But I grab the dogs, walk into the back room of the house, and I was immediately overcome and I thought there’s a sloth here. There’s a sloth here, it’s close, it’s gonna happen! And I didn’t know how to process that because my entire life had been waiting for this moment where I would get to interact - I’m serious! - with a sloth. And I, first thing you should know about me: if I’m not between a 3 and a 7 on the emotional scale, I’m crying. If it’s too sad, if I’m too excited. Always. […] So I am sitting on my bed knowing that a sloth is here. I start to have a full-fledged panic attack. I don’t know how to compete with all this emotion so I just kind of crawl up on the bed and I’m crying so hard and Dax knocks on the door and he has a video camera like, “SURPRISE! I want you to come out into the — are you alright?!” And sees me basically fetal on the bed.
ELLEN: I think you brought a little footage of that, I cannot wait to see it.
KRISTEN: I did. It’s worth watching ‘cause it’s embarrassing, so we can take a look.
Starring: Kristen Bell, Patrick Wilson, Paul Bettany, Anna Torv
The Script - Exit Wounds ♫
Exit Wounds. Lasar (Paul Bettany) is a fugitive. He has lost everybody he loved and cared about during the Great Wipe Out and now he’s trying to start a new life at Mars’ Dome #4. But ghosts of the past are good at keeping track. His old friend John (Patrick Wilson) who was executed right in front of him at Earth, keeps on starting weird conversations during night shifts at the local hospital. And Lasar’s fiancée Rose (Anna Torv) seems to be somewhere around all the time. In fear of losing last shreds of sanity Lasar is desperate to find a person who can help him. Dr. Lane (Kristen Bell) is the one who can.
I’m gonna film a week of shows in Paris, France. [Fuck yeah] So yeah, we’re going to Paris, France. Me, and my robot, and my best girl by my side. Who’s on the show — you know, not my wife. Anyway, Kristen Bell is coming with me.